Psychostick - Two Ton Paperweight lyrics

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My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!

I want to drive you off a cliff

Watch you crash into a ravine

For the things you did to me,

You STUPID CAR!

I want to make myself a pipe bomb

Blow your damn engine back to Hell

Where I know you're from

PIECE of CRAP!

You aren't even worth the tow

To a Junkyard or a place

Where you'd sit and lay to waste

I WISH YOU'D DIE

Oh nevermind, you always do

Can you tell me how much longer

It will be until I'm ridden of you?

I wish that you would just get hit by lightening, or something

My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy

I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon

So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye

You leak more than a newborn baby

I change your oil all the time, but still you need some more

Their fluid puddles come in assorted colors

Such wonderful variety of problems galore

(Chorus)

Will there be a time where I know I can drive

Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see it start consistently

Without the pain and the suffering?

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (Die)

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (Die!)

Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car! (DIE!)

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!

I ought to give you a swift kick

In the muffler, in the tire

Or wherever I desire

You STUPID CAR!

You never get me very far

When you decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!

I Guess you want a piece of me

Since you're leaving all your pieces

In the middle of the street

You HEAP OF JUNK!

I don't know what I'm gonna do

I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma, and shes dead

The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me

Your miles are approaching seven digits

May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I guess I'm just a little angry

But for some reason, getting stranded chaps kinda my hide

You probably think I'm slightly overreacting

Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

(Chorus)

What the?

Come on...

Give me a break!

Ahh... (car starts, dies)

Alright... you piece of shit!

Stupid car...

(Screams, glass breaks)

DIE!!! Fuckin... (Screams)