Psychostick - This Is Not A Song It´s A Sandwich! lyrics

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I know what you are thinking, youre thinking this is a song,

well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong

why arent ya hearin the cheese, why arent ya feelin the ham,

if you dont listen youll miss it, you dont understand

i will explain it all once, i can explain it all twice

to make it clear to your brain untill your taking a bite

it couldnt be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver

its not the DMV cause it doesnt make you wait

it couldnt be a taco cause it isnt very crunchy

it couldnt be an olson cause it isnt marry kate

it cant be dirty dancing cause it doesnt make you vomit

it couldnt be an iron cause it doesnt burn your face

it couldnt be bruce cambell cause it isnt freakin awesome

it couldnt be a keyboard cause it doesnt have a space...bar

because, this is not a song its a sandwich

what would make you think otherwise

this is not a song its a sandwich

now no more of your vile filthy lies

so what er you thinking,

still think this isa song?

do you require more proof?

do you enjoy being wrong?

why arent you hearing the meat

why arent you feeling the bread

if you dont listen you'll miss it

youre making me sad

i will explain it all once

i can explain it all twice

and then again and again untill youre takin a bite

it couldnt be a chick cause it doesnt want to marry

it cant be windows vista cause it doesnt suck enough

it couldnt be a boob cause it isnt very squishy

it couldnt be a beer cause it isnt good and stuff

it couldnt be a tub cause it doesnt have a ducky

it couldnt be a stoner cause it doesnt have a joint

it couldnt be an egg cause there is no easter bunny

it couldnt be a song cause it doesnt have a point

lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives onion, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars

you bought (or stole!) this dumb cd now you are suffering

driving home, working out, or at your job

at your house or wherever, on your ipod<br />

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Thanks to razvan

Thanks to That Taco In The Corner. for correcting these lyrics