Psychostick - Jagermeister Love Song lyrics

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I know I promised I'd write you a love song

But instead I just wrote you a drunk song

Because love is pathetic

But seventy proof is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry

That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring

Because love is emetic

But not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy

Dance 'till you're sick

Take off your bra

Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till you're crazy

Dance 'till you're sick

Acknowledge the dumb

Give in to the 'stick

I can't see, now I have to pee

And I can't count to three

But I can count to JAGERMEISTER!

YEAH!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!

WHEW!

Drink 'till you're crazy

Dance 'till you're sick

Take off your bra

Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till you're crazy

Dance 'till you're sick

Acknowledge the dumb

Give in to the 'stick