Psychefunkapus - Young Love Is A Bitch lyrics
rate me"Young Love is a Bitch" by Psychefunkapus<br />
This is a song about love .... young love<br />
Johnny promised Jackie he would meet her after school<br />
All his friends are watchin' so he tries to be cool<br />
Meets her in the courtyard, stares into her eyes<br />
And the sound of his voice makes her little titties rise<br />
He says<br />
"Listen, Jackie baby, let me take you to the prom -<br />
I'll even wear a suit if that'll turn you on.<br />
Let me put my arms around you,<br />
let me whisper in your ear<br />
the sweet words of love<br />
I know you want to hear."<br />
Jackie starts to quiver, she begins to sweat<br />
Johnny's only smiling 'cause he knows he got her wet<br />
He starts to move in closer, her body starts to itch<br />
And a little voice inside her tells her<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
(tell her)<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
Jennie's got a crush on her Spanish teacher<br />
But all he does is treat her like a seniorita<br />
She goes to school in minis, doesn't wear a bra<br />
Bodies like hers oughtta be against the law<br />
She waits 'till class is over then she moves across the room<br />
Teacher's getting nervous just from smelling her perfume<br />
He looks her body over as she tells him, "Make a wish!"<br />
And finally he takes her thinking<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
(tell her)<br />
Young love is a bitch<br />
(ain't that a trip?)<br />
Remember when you're young and you're looking for affection<br />
Be sure to hold on to your heart<br />
Don't give in to love unless you're very well protected<br />
'Till your old enough to know better, stop before you start<br />
(Stop! Stop!)<br />
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY I ALWAYS TOLD A LIE<br />
'CAUSE WHEN I CAN'T GET PUSSY IT ALWAYS GOT ME BY<br />
BUT NOW THAT I'M A MAN I SAY THESE WORDS TO YOU<br />
DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER<br />
DON'T EVER LET 'EM HEAR WHAT THEY THINK IS TRUE<br />
YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH<br />
YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH<br />
Young love ... is a bitch, yeah<br />
Young love ... is a bitch, is a bitch<br />
Young love ... is a bitch, yeah
