Psychefunkapus - Hillbilly Happy Smash lyrics
rate me(J. Martinez/Psyechefunkapus)<br />
Bow to your partner, grab 'em by the arm<br />
Get prepared to cause him harm<br />
Spin, spin, spin 'em all around, spin 'em all around<br />
Till hehits the ground<br />
Pick him back up and do it some more<br />
Throw 'em in the air and clear the floor<br />
Pick up that empty bottle of beer, smash it over the head<br />
Of the bar man there<br />
If he starts bleeding don't you run<br />
Don't you run 'cause it's all in fun!<br />
Grab your partner, make her stare<br />
Strip on down to your underwear<br />
If she leaves don't you care<br />
Take a little step and savoir faire<br />
Run over there, grab someone, throw him in the pit<br />
And join the fun<br />
Hit your head up on the satage, get into the pit and<br />
Start to rage<br />
Don't you worry if you want to get laid<br />
All you gotta do is promenade<br />
This here's the Hillbilly Happy Smash! Originated in West<br />
Marin, California. It's real easy to do<br />
Now you're feeling good and sloshed, get into the pit and<br />
Start to mosh<br />
Mosh, mosh, spin it all around<br />
"Roud and around and around and around<br />
'Round and around and around and around and around and around<br />
Around and around , 'round and around and around and around and<br />
Around and around and around<br />
If yo uget dizzy don't you stress<br />
Barf on your partner's brand new dress<br />
Here come the bouncers four by four<br />
Tryin' hard to get to the middle of the floor<br />
Dip, dive, step and steer<br />
Don't let the mtherfuckers get too near<br />
Jump on their backs and hit 'em on the head<br />
Hit 'em on the head till their faces turn red<br />
Forget about what I said before, grab your<br />
Shit and head for the door<br />
And if you just have gotten your thrills<br />
Get into your car and head for the hills<br />
Head for the hills...<br />
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