Psychefunkapus - A.M. lyrics

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A.M." by Psychefunkapus<br />

Woke up this mornin', I couldn't find the doorknob<br />

I tripped over the bedpost and I hit my head<br />

I got a revelation, it struck me as funny<br />

My baby wasn't near me, and neither was my money!<br />

Is this what I live for?<br />

Cheap thrills and deceit<br />

but what the HELL is that smell?<br />

I think I'll go brush my teeth!<br />

I feel a little moisture in between my Jockeys<br />

I jump into the shower and I cleanse myself<br />

I feel a little hungry, so I eat a bowl of cornflakes<br />

I turn on the network, oh shit! There's been another earthquake!!<br />

Is this what I live for?<br />

To go down with the ship?<br />

It's almost time for the Jetsons<br />

I think I'll go smoke that ...<br />

Sally wants to be a rich girl<br />

She wants a part on TV<br />

Sally wants to be a rich girl <br />

she don't want to depend on me<br />

But I gave her all my love and I gave her all my time<br />

And ever since she walked out the door the girl is always on my mind<br />

I never had enough to buy her pearls or even diamond rings<br />

I never had any money to buy her any of those things <br />

<br />

I need the money<br />

To make her happy<br />

I need the money <br />

To make her mine<br />

I need the money <br />

To make her happy <br />

I need the money <br />

To make her mine <br />

Sally wants to be a rich girl <br />

she don't want to depend on me <br />

Sally wants to be a rich girl <br />

When the earth stopped shakin' I heard the doorbell ringin'<br />

I looked out through the peephole and it was only the mailman<br />

He wants to give me a letter, it wasn't very funny<br />

My rich uncle just croaked, but he left me all that money!<br />

Is this what I live for?<br />

To live life like a king?<br />

Hey - that might be Sally on the phone right now -<br />

I think I'll just let it ring!!<br />

Oh Mighty Jesus!<br />

Sally girl was walkin' down the street without a care<br />

walkin' home with any guy she meets anywhere<br />

Besides, your little game really wasn't very clever<br />

next time, Sally, you should think it out better!<br />

Oh honey!<br />

All that money!<br />

Oh honey! <br />

All that money! <br />

I'm rich!<br />

I'm rich! <br />

I'm rich, ain't that a bitch