PRIMUS - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver lyrics
rate meWynona's got herself a big brown beaver<br>And she shows it off to all her friends.<br>One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,<br>So she caged him up with cyclone fence.<br>Along came lou with the old baboon<br>And said recognize that smell? <br>Smells like seven layers,<br>That beaver eats taco bell.<br>Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans<br>And he travelled with the carnival shows.<br>He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars<br>And he candied up his nose.<br>He got wind of the big brown beaver<br>So he though he'd take himself a peek,<br>But the beaver was quick<br>And grabbed him by the kiwis.<br>Now he ain't pissed for a week.<br>(and a half!)<br>Now wynona took her big brown beaver,<br>And she stuck him up in the air.<br>Said I sure do love this big brown beaver<br>And I wish I did have a pair.<br>Now the beaver onces slept for seven days<br>And it gave us all an awful fright.<br>So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch<br>And the bastard tried to bite me.<br>Wynona loved her big brown beaver<br>And she stroked him all the time.<br>She pricked her finger one day and it<br>Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
