Presidents Of The Usa - Back Porch lyrics
rate meHappy with no teeth happy here in hibernation<br />
Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation<br />
Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation<br />
Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination<br />
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that<br />
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Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow<br />
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Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation<br />
Got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription<br />
Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification<br />
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys<br />
All arriving at the station<br />
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Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that<br />
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Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa<br />
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Chris and dave's part sung at the same time improvised<br />
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Chris<br />
I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin' there<br />
On the little back porch it's about to fall apart<br />
So I think I might repair it just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it<br />
Some little friends come along with some two string one string<br />
No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug<br />
Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs<br />
And kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine<br />
And everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great<br />
And I just feel so good you know I'm seventy years old and<br />
I'm slurpin' everything through a straw<br />
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Dave<br />
I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw<br />
And I heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down little players comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves singin' origina<br />
Gs by the original masters<br />
And I'm sittin' there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair<br />
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But I'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />
Old man on the back porch and that