Presidents Of The Usa - Back Porch lyrics

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Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation<br />

Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation<br />

Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation<br />

Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination<br />

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that<br />

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Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow<br />

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Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation<br />

Got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription<br />

Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification<br />

Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys<br />

All arriving at the station<br />

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Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that<br />

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Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa<br />

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Chris and dave's part sung at the same time improvised<br />

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Chris<br />

I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin' there<br />

On the little back porch it's about to fall apart<br />

So I think I might repair it just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it<br />

Some little friends come along with some two string one string<br />

No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug<br />

Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs<br />

And kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine<br />

And everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great<br />

And I just feel so good you know I'm seventy years old and<br />

I'm slurpin' everything through a straw<br />

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Dave<br />

I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw<br />

And I heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down little players comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves singin' origina<br />

Gs by the original masters<br />

And I'm sittin' there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair<br />

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But I'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me<br />

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch<br />

Old man on the back porch and that