Presidents of The United States of America, The - Boll Weevil lyrics

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Lemme tell you about a friend of mine...

His name's Boll Weevil, check him out

He spends all day

On his big butt

And he don't ever ever get outside

I come to visit

I bring some sunshine

And I just spread it all over the fire

He's stuck on the big couch

Stuck in his big shell

He looks at the TV

and he's alright

I come from the Drug Mo'

the local drugsto'

bug is a fly baby

he's never uptight

and i wonder

Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?

And he said-

I'm comfortable here

I don't wanna move

I don't wanna leave

I say-

Boll Weevil, get right out of your home!

hmm, hmm, hmm

Goodbye, I gotta stay

I'll move some other day

Bye bye

Gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine

Let the tube shine

Let the tube shine

Let the tube shiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Now, I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil

But that bug is just too scary

He's sittin' there all alone

I try to coax him out

with milk chocolate pies

but he would not move a muscle

and I tried

make a deal that the sun is shining outside

make a deal that the sun is shining outside

make a deal that the sun is shining outside

make a deal that the sun is shining outside

make a deal that the sun is shining outsi-i-i-i-ide

check him out

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

Boll Weevil get right out of your home

Boll Weevil get right out of your home

Boll Weevil get right out of your home

Boll Weevil get right out of your home

ohhhh

Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil

But that bug is just too scary

he's sittin there all alone

I tried to coax him out

with milk chocolate pies

but he would not move a muscle

and I tried

make a deal that the sun is shining outside

make a deal that the sun is shining, now

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, it's shining outside

look into the sun, look into the sun, look into the goddamn sun

come on, little buggy

just a little bug

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