Preschool Tea Party Massacre - Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream? lyrics

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Here's the little fella' that saw the guy.

Hi, my name is detective Mertok, whats yours?

Don't tell him your name!

Don't tell him your name or else he's gonna put you in jail,

and you won't see your mom!

No, no, no, it's all right, I'm not gonna put you in jail.

Come on, what's your name?

(No!) Don't tell him your name Alfred! Oop...

Alfred!

Oh, this, this is Alfred, hey meet Alfred, this is Alfred, Alfred hi!

How old are you, Alfred?

Six.

Six years old... I'd bet you like the Go-Bots.

Is that a real gun?

Yeah, yeah this is a real gun.

Do you kill people?

No, if some guys hurting someone, I try to shoot him in the leg or something,

just to stop him.

Mama says policemen shoot black people.

Is it true?

(Hahahah.....)

Yeah, is that true?

Is it true? (in background)

(Cough)

Maybe, I'll get the kids some... Ice Cream! I-I-Ice cream!

You like ice cream?