Postmen - cocktales lyrics

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<b>cocktales</b> by <i>Postmen</i><br />Now listen do you remember that night at carnival

You went to mix the song crisis at studio Fendal (yeah)

Me and sonny went to a party that night

My ex was working on my nerves but

Still shit was all right

Cause it was hot mad steaming and bitches were feenin'

I had to take somebody with me at that Saturday

Evening so I ordered a drink and I found my prey

I said hey do you mind she said nah I said okay

But hmm where do you live and how do you fuck

I thought maybe she got horny with a little bit of luck

She said nah I'm not like that see I'm a model

By the time we got home that bitch was chewing on my milkbottle

Bitch you was slick when it came to my dick

Hey yo Mis (what?) remember this fat bitch I used to stick (aha)

All starstrucked bobbies bucked

She liked it thick

Ate my shit del rio style but she was counterfeit

Hot lips around my collar went in deep like the abyss

What's her name? Danielle cheesy like mozzarella

E- life the fly fella fell in a trap

Upset set up with a friend who went the extra lap

You is gonna bleed claiming my seed claiming my breed

It's gonna be a mess because you thought you could posses

You mindless I'm priceless

Curse the day you run into me god bless

I caught her nibbling on her pinky

Blinking with her spermy eyes

Asking me the time knowing dick was on her mind

She was the type to act shy

So I replied with a smile

Caught her glancing at my frame to see if I was her style

Then with a smile she said:

Ain't you the one that be blowin up spots

Looking like that singing nigga that be playing on the box

Knowing she knew already

Don't get me wrong I ain't the type to give it up

Leaving my reaction like what up

Playing hard to get sweat from my balls

See I got dick for days for all of y'all

Acting like she don't want it

But she kept on responding

Flaunting Jane in my direction now I'm on it

Mrs. Jungle boogie cockteaser sucking blankets

Through my stomach breather

Ya see these hoes I play'em simple no pussy or riddles

I let their cat sizzle and I give'em finger middle

Now play my dick jingle I'm almost busting pimples

I turn big to little genetials cripple

Let go in and out flow then I increase the tempo

Call my gunz (what up kid)

Hey yo let's double Dutch this

Love is misfit different day different mistress

Got to maintain a million names on my hitlist

Still some chicks are tricks try to pass me the itch

But I don't sweat it at six I'm probably banging their sis

Treat her like shit when it's over with she is quickly dismissed

My match was drastic I had fun while it lasted

Well I'm the illest sperm donor had sex with Monica

Monifah they posed two hoes in front of the camera

Maintain the stamina boil your body temperature

Heated the big but I beat it

Hard caliber large start pushing

My ragga push made a touché pussy soufflé

Never had a bad day

Proceed when having headaches fucked rhonda in a red Honda

My dick found his way into the bush like an Anaconda

Ragamuffin bust it me don't care about them fashion

She a beauty in the evening a broken gal in the morning

Bedroom assassinator mad lady loving multiple husband

Laughing at kids who don't know it's their lady I'm fucki