(*)Kaitentou kara nai gengo HAITENSHON to katai tempo@
   I sendou suru JAIKEN go kara daikenkai senpou

Repeat (*)

Sanjuugo tasu yon waru ni sura hajikenu konpa zuki tachi ni
Assari donkaku ni nejikomu sabaketa ongakki wa
Dokkara doko made wakaran hatena ga oto waketa wake da
Doitsu to koitsu no shabekuri ga tarashita ase fukina

Repeat (*) x 2

Daitokai no kaitou aisou warai ga mijimena baito
Kaichou butteru taichou zenmai shikake no aijou naizou
Taikutsu na SAIKURU marumekonda kaibutsu
Hi BURUU ga urinaten de hen na BAIPUSU

Buchikowashitareba ii yo dame wa dame nari 
Ate wa nai ga karenai nan ka soko ni areba ii
Maite maite maite maite sara ni katerya sore ga ii
Kore ga ii to iunde nakute yappa ore ga ii

Dendan henka tsuketa batsu denpa ni noru 
taihen bakageta hatsugen nya
GUU wo tsukurya hito jinkaku 
sura kawaru hodo ni agaru shinpakusuu wa
Tappuri akogi da ga, nyoi bou wo nigiru den to chikara
To shite umareta toki kara tsuzukete kita kono asobikata

Repeat (*) x 2

(**)San doori kara yon doori hondouri yori bonnou ni
    Makaseta giri wo konpou shi gattsuri onkou ni
    Hontou ni kono donkou ni matagatteireba don't worry
    DON PACHI DON PACHI DON kyou de 
    tokoton konpou suru Nihontou ni

Repeat (**)

DON PACHI DON PACHI DON kyou de 
tokoton konpou suru Nihontou ni
DON PACHI DON PACHI DON kyou de 
tokoton konpou suru Nihontou ni
Son toki son toki son choushi 
buchikowashite ikuze mihon douri da ba