Pods - My Dick lyrics

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Everyone from across the nation<br />

I'm gonna tell you the new sensation<br />

A deviation<br />

For celebration<br />

From Tokyo to the Appalachians<br />

It's hip<br />

And it is my dick<br />

Far too big to be called a prick<br />

My dick is in<br />

Ruth, Claire, and Kim<br />

Makes Herman Munster look like Tiny Tim<br />

CHORUS:<br />

My dick<br />

My dick<br />

My dick<br />

My dick<br />

Like Zorro's Z<br />

My dick Makes G<br />

G is Gook and Gook is me<br />

MC's game is makin a name<br />

But my dick has a star on the walk of fame<br />

It plays one on one with Magic Johnson<br />

And beasts his ass<br />

I say my dick's so fast it didn't have to pass<br />

What do you do when you're dick's so huge<br />

That John Holmes dreams of bein you<br />

But Holmes is dead didn't use his head<br />

This cock's gonna give a message instead<br />

To take your time<br />

Know your playmates don't be blind<br />

My dick has it's own zodiac sign<br />

So I know what I say<br />

I was born in April and my dick was born in May<br />

CHORUS<br />

My dick is great<br />

It satiates<br />

Every woman I've ever known to date<br />

They say they've never gone that far<br />

When I die they wanna put my dick in a jar<br />

I refute<br />

Not only huge, but cute<br />

No Smithsonian Institute<br />

For me<br />

You have your memories<br />

Of a size an elephant envies<br />

But yet<br />

Let's not forget<br />

It's not just a measurement<br />

It's the way it pumps<br />

It fills ten cups<br />

Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up<br />

It's fate<br />

I'll be there tomorrow but my dick is there today<br />

CHORUS<br />

Haiti!<br />

There's a temple there<br />

Where all the natives sit and stare<br />

At a photocopy of my dink<br />

That's truly righteous, don't you think?<br />

Every schoolboy's heard the legend<br />

Bout how my cork is girlie heaven<br />

Body burner<br />

Kathleen Turner<br />

Offered me a grand to learn here<br />

But I refused<br />

The holy meat won't be abused<br />

I will never come to choose<br />

For money it will not be used<br />

Integrity<br />

That is the path for me<br />

You'll come to see the life I lead<br />

Is of uncommon loyalty<br />

To my dick<br />

Where it goes I'll follow it<br />

CHORUS<br />

(Well... but you should see it when it's hard)