Play Off - Stoned Toons lyrics

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Normal life,

Rainy night,

Normal ordinary guy, back from work I was ready to sleep "tight".

That's when I spotted, at the bus stop,

Alice's rabbit across the street chewing on a cheap lollipop

"Hey Mr. White what's your plan for tonight

Are you heading for a quite place or somewhere nice", he said

"My dear you have no idea how high I am

I'm willing to listen to your words but can't understand them"

After which he ditched me for good

Leaving my inner mood to implode!

I run and follow

Mr. White down the hole

To be welcome below

By seven dwarfs on crack

Bearing a crooked smile

Asking: "Can you dance baby?"

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

In this strange lair I managed to enter

Followed by Betty Boop, Porky Pig and Homer

As I came down through the red-curtained hall

I couldn't believe what I saw:

Mickey Mouse making out with a half-conscious Minnie Mouse

Hook looking for a crooked-"crocofree" hook up

And Sponge Bob drinking to get fucked up

Now I see Bugs Bunny buying a bag filled with blue pills

Meanwhile Snow White sniffs lines of what seems to be white snow on the table

So carefully

I watch my step

As I try to reach the closest exit

Jump over Cartman dancing and puking

To end up face to face with the

Queen of Hearts!

And she asks: "Can you dance baby?"

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Hum,

What's up doc?

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!