Pistol Annies - Family Feud lyrics

rate me

Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink

Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings

Uncle Bobbs holding up the TV set

The only thing they are grieving over

Is what they ain't gonna get

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family fued

Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all

She wasn't even cold

Before they ripped it off the wall

Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts

Nobody even waited for the reading of the will

If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue

I'm glad mama aint around to watch this family fued

I'm watching it all go down in shame

Wish the whole house ould go up in flames

Who gives a damn about a cedar chest

When we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family fued

She's probably rolling over in her grave

'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away