Pins and Needles movie - Nobody Makes A Pass At Me lyrics
rate me<br>
I want men that I can squeeze, that I can please, that I can tease<br>
Two or three or four or more!<br>
What are those fools waiting for?<br>
I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing<br>
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Nobody comes knocking at my front door<br>
What do they think my knocker's for?<br>
If they don't come soon there won't be any more!<br>
What can the matter be?<br>
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I wash my clothes with Lux, my etiquette's the best,<br>
I spend my hard-earned bucks on just what the ads suggest<br>
Oh Dear what can the matter be<br>
Nobody makes a pass at me!<br>
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I'm full of Kellogg's bran, eat grapenuts on the sly,<br>
A date is on the can of coffee that I buy<br>
Oh dear, what can the matter be? <br>
Nobody makes a pass at me!<br>
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Oh Beatrice Fair-fax, give me the bare facts,<br>
How do you make them fall?<br>
If you don't save me, the things the Lord gave me<br>
never will be any use to me at all.<br>
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I sprinkle on a dash of "Fragrance de Amour,"<br>
The ads say "Makes Men Rash" but I guess their smell is pour<br>
Oh dear what can the matter be <br>
Nobody makes a pass at me.<br>
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I use Ovaltine and Listerine, Barbasol and Musterole<br>
Life Buoy soap and Flit, So why ain't I got it?<br>
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I use Coca Cola and Marmola, Crisco, Lesco and Mazola, <br>
Ex-lax and Vapex, So why ain't I got sex?<br>
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I use Albolene and Maybellene, Alka Seltzer, Bromo Seltzer, <br>
Odorono and Sensation<br>
So why ain't I got fascination? <br>
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My Girdles come from the Best, Times ads say they're chick<br>
And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week<br>
Oh dear, what can the matter be?<br>
Nobody makes a pass at me!<br>
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I use Pond's on my skin, with rye-crisp I have thinned<br>
I get my culture in I began "Gone with The Wind"<br>
Oh dear, what can the matter be? <br>
Nobody makes a pass at me!<br>
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Oh Dor'thy Dix, please, show me some tricks, <br>
please, I want some men to hold<br>
I want attention and things I can't mention<br>
and I want them all before I get too old<br>
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I use Mum ev'ry day and Angelus Liplure,<br>
But still men stay away just like Iv'ry soap I'm pure<br>
Just like I result of 99 and 44<br>
One hundred percent P.O.<br>
Oh dear what can the matter be?<br>
Nobody makes a pass at me<br>
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