Song by Walter Catlett<br /><br>
Hi-diddle-dee-dee<br>
An actor's life for me<br>
A high silk hat and a silver cane<br>
A watch of gold with a diamond chain<br>
Hi-diddle-dee-day<br>
An actor's life is gay<br>
It's great to be a celebrity<br>
An actor's life for me<br>
Hi-diddle-dee-dum<br>
An actor's life is fun<br>
Hi-diddle-dee-dee<br>
An actor's life for me<br>
A wax mustache and a beaver coat<br>
A pony cart and a billy goat<br>
Hi-diddle-dee-dum<br>
An actor's life is fun<br>
You wear your hair in a pompadour<br>
You ride around in a coach and four<br>
You stop and buy out a candy store<br>
An actor's life for me!<br>
Hi diddle dee dee<br>
An actor's life for me<br>
A high silk hat and a silver cane<br>
A watch of gold and a diamond chain<br>
Hi diddle dee dee<br>
You sleep till after two<br>
You promenade a big cigar<br>
You tour the world in a private car<br>
You dine on chicken and caviar<br>
An actor's life for me!<br>
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