Pink Guy - Ramen King lyrics

rate me

I still masturbate

while eating Top Ramen

At a faster rate

in the bigger quantities

it counts as rape

when I'm slurping

at this unbelievable pace

I turn the temperature up

all the way to sweat up on my face

If you give no effort

if you got no money

then I got a cheap method

Crack it open

throw it in a pan

and let it cook, bitch

Now, that's a real education

fuck books

If you want to

make it in college

acknowledge all

the flavors that

we dropping mad

knowledge on these

pussy-ass canned goods

We got chicken and beef

to induce the manhood

Anybody want a piece of me

will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp

and then the fire

If your fully blazed

then the shit'll get you higher

Ha, thirty-five cents a pack

three for a dollar

unbelievable pricing

that's the future of

a blue-collar worker

And I'm talking 'bout ramen

the shit'll fill you up

when your feeling like an African

Come back when your in

the state that I'm in

And say hots to my boy

Top Ramen <br />

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Thanks to MangoCoffee