Phineas & Ferb movie - My Goody Two-Shoes Brother lyrics

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I bear lots of animosity to bell hops,<br>

They never bring my luggage up on time.<br>

And taxi drivers really tax my patience,<br>

If they vanished, would it really be a crime?<br>

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I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,<br>

Health fanatic cooks, or camera crews!<br>

Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, or sports fans in the bleachers,<br>

And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!<br>

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There are lots of horrid people on this planet,<br>

That I would love to give a lashing to,<br>

But my goody two-shoes brother,<br>

The favorite of my mother,<br>

Is the one I want to smother<br>

In a ton of pigeon goo!<br>

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Yes, my goody-two shoes brother,<br>

The favorite of my mother,<br>

He's the one I want to smother,<br>

Thank you sir, I'll have another!<br>

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He's the one I want to smother,<br>

In a ton of pigeon goo!<br>

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