Phineas And Ferb

Phineas And Ferb - Frosty The Snowman

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Monogram: Perry the platypus

Is a lovely shade of teal

From his duck-billed nose

To his web-bed toes

And his nerves were made of steel.

Carl: What does this have to do with Christmas?

Monogram: Well, I'm just describing him so that people have a mental

Picture. It matches the original song.

The night before Christmas

Was a crisis at the Pole

Cause old Doofenshmirtz

He had done his worst

And a sleigh that day, he stole

Doof too it on a joyride

Just as far as he was able

But Doof, that goof, lost control

Ran into the reindeer stable

Now all the reindeer

Were on crutches or in traction

So old Agent P

He knew that he must spring right into action

Look at that platypus

Look at that platypus

Look at that platypus go

Look at that platypus

Look at that platypus

Flying o'er the snow

Carl: O'er sir?

Monogram: It's a contraction. It means over.

Carl: It's a bit archaic.

Monogram: It's traditional Carl, get o'er it.

So the reindeer were out of commission

And Santa's sleigh was trashed

I'd explain it more

But we've been there before

It doesn't need to be rehashed

Santa Claus was freaking out

Thought he'd have to scrap his run

He was torn inside

For without a ride

He knew Christmas Day was done

But then o'er the horizon

Came a light bright as a star

Cutting through the night

Was the two headlights

Of Perry's hovercar

Perry the platypus

Had a mission at the Pole

If he could lend a hand in the frozen land

He'd help Santa reach his goal

There must have been some magic in that platypus-themed hovercar

For when Santa saw the gas gauge

He knew it could take him far

Carl: Really sir?

Monogram: They want this album yesterday, alright?

Perry the platypus

Took Santa on his way

And he came through

Like we knew he'd do

And saved our Christmas Day

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