This one goes out to all the juggaloz, <br />
Hoes be trippin', Ya know whud I'm sayin'<br />
<br />
Once upon a time yea, a long time ago, <br />
I was chillin' in the hood with a bottle of Faygo.<br />
Me and the boys, just kickin' a beat, <br />
On the corner of Jefferson and St. Charles Street.<br />
When I seen this girl I could never forget, <br />
She had eyes like glass all sticky and wet, <br />
And a smile so nice it really shined, <br />
She wore a mini skirt wit' a fat behine.<br />
So I told my boys yea, Craig and Lou, <br />
Watch the boy in action wont ya see what I do.<br />
So I stepped to this girl and said Dees the name, <br />
So once ya gimmie dem digits, we can start this game.<br />
This girl did everything that I did'nt expect, <br />
She gave me money, gold, and the beeper off her chest.<br />
For 40 days I thought she was so fly, <br />
Then she took a sharp knife and stabbed me in the eye.<br />
I was so suprised, I said what the fuck, <br />
Called us all punk pussies, and she tried to buck.<br />
So I grabbed my nine and wiped off the rust, <br />
And the bitch goes down another bites the dust hey<br />
<br />
Bitches be trippin' -- Ya know what I'm sayin'<br />
Fuck 'em<br />
<br />
Now a year had passed and I'm workin' this job, <br />
Some toilet scrub, for some fat ass slob.<br />
When I met this girl she was workin' too, <br />
She said gimmie a date and I'll be so true.<br />
She said don't ya see you were made for me, <br />
So I'ma go get ready, pick me up at three.<br />
I said wait just a minute, you don't know my name, <br />
She said it really don't matter men are all the same.<br />
So I kick back home yea to wash it up, <br />
Yea to flake the fish and to feed the pup.<br />
It was 2:45 time to move my feet, <br />
And at 2:59 I was rollin' down her street.<br />
She jumped right in, in the front of my Benz, <br />
And I could see right there where this night would end.<br />
Only two hours pass and I'm dickin' her down, <br />
Then we hit four parties all over town.<br />
Only two weeks pass and I could'nt believe, <br />
She looked me dead in the face and she tried to decieve.<br />
So I said start walkin' and that's a must, <br />
And the bitch goes down another bites the dust, hey<br />
<br />
I told ya them bitches be trippin Shid<br />
<br />
Now seven years pass and I think of her, <br />
Was deception in her eye or in her word.<br />
But I wouldn't believe that I made a mistake, <br />
Cuz I'm happy now smokin' cronic flakes.<br />
Yea I hang wit' my boys yea right in the hood, <br />
And I pimp four bitches, and I pimp 'em good.<br />
I got mad homeboys and they all around, <br />
And we thump to the bass you can feel the sound.<br />
So late one day right out the blue, <br />
This girl walks up says I'm in love with you.<br />
So I said to myself, I should give it a try.<br />
And in only two weeks she started to cry.<br />
Yea I was wit' another, No I ain't gonna front, <br />
So hows it gonna be tell me what you want.<br />
She said I'm out this bitch I'ma leave today, <br />
Then I asked her not to go, yea I begged her to stay.<br />
I could'nt believe that I was in love, <br />
Or was this revenge from the God above.<br />
Then she pulled out my shotgun and held it to my nuts, <br />
And the boy goes down, another bites the dust, hey.<br />
<br />
"Yea all them bitches be trippin' ya know whud I'm sayin'<br />
But you juggalos, you don't let that bring ya down<br />
Ya kno', stay away from them hoes, ya know whud I'm sayin'<br />
They just playin' games, Ya know, Hold out for the right one, <br />
Cuz ya know the right girl, a real girl gonna come around eventually, <br />
You don't let them hoes get you down.<br />
You hook up with the right girl, you'll be right back on top.<br />
Spendin' loot, goin' to the movies, <br />
Goin' to the beach, just chillin' wit' ya girl, <br />
Makin' them babies, laughin', havin' a good time.<br />
Ya know whud I'm sayin shid, <br />
I ain't playin' wit' them hoes no mo'<br />
Yo Lil' Paul, gimmie a light dog, I bust this cronic.<br />
Ho run up on me shid, I be like shting, <br />
I ain't messin' wit' them hoes no mo'<br />
I'ma wait for the right girl to come along, <br />
Ya kno' whud I'm sayin shid, <br />
Juggalos, peace out