Peter Overton - Mouse in my house lyrics

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Verse 1

I was lookin in my house,

When I saw a mouse,

Spent the rest of the day hunting that gay.

I soon found him,

Hiding in the dim,

He looked so small,

But he was 2 foot tall.

Turned round to get a hammer,

He was gone in a stammer.

He got away what a gay!!

Chorus

Theres a mouse in my house,

And I just can’t get him south!!

Verse 2

He was up in a tree,

Smiling with glee,

I tried to climb,

But he covered me in slime

I just said oh my god,

This mouse is a sod.

Went into the kitchin,

200 pound cheese gone,

I was thitchin.

Jesus christ this mouse is makin me mad,

I just wanna kil his dad!!

Chorus

Theres a mouse in my house,

And I just can’t get him south!!

Verse 3

I wanna smash him in the head,

When he’s sleepin in bed,

I wanna smash him in the face with a massive mace,

I wanna put it in the freeza ,

‘n’ squeez er,

I wanna out it in the fridge,

‘n’ drop it off a bridge!!

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