Peter Griffin - Can't Touch Me! lyrics

rate me

Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2<br />

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer cannot sue<br />

I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street<br />

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat <br />

Can't touch me!<br />

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Stop! It's Peter time<br />

I'm a big shot, there's no doubt<br />

Light a fire then pee it out<br />

Don't like it, kiss my rump<br />

For a second, let's all do the bump<br />

Can't touch me!<br />

Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump<br />

Can't touch me!<br />

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I'm Presidential Peter<br />

Interns think I'm hot<br />

Don't care if your handicapped<br />

I'll still park in your spot<br />

I've been around the world<br />

>From Hartford to Backbay<br />

It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter<br />

Let's see Regis rap this way <br />

Can't touch me!<br />

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(spoken) Except you, you can touch me.