Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown.
Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can. 

No invitation, but it don't stop me, 
No invitation, gatecrash yer party, 
No invitation, but it don't stop me. 

Though I don't know no-one here, i'll still take yer food and drugs and beer. 
And as I don't live here I don't care, if I start to throw-up everywhere. 

Gonna screw a bird in yer bog, gonna be sick as a dog. 
Gonna crash out in yer bed 'cos I'm gonna be pissed outta me head.