Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass lyrics

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Have you ever had one of those days

when nothing goes right

your wife starts bitchin bout whatever it was she was bitchin about last night

so you escape into the bathroom

just to sit there on your throne

but after you finish your business the toilet paper's gone

Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold *cocked* if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

Well i was runnin' late for work

so i poured me some coffee to go

and just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my clothes

when the highway patrol man pulled up i thought that help was on the way

but when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold cocked if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

When i finally made it to work

i was 15 minutes late

i told my boss about the flat tire

but he fired me anyway

so here i am out in the parking lot

just waiting by his Corvette

i'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget

Cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold cocked if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

Thanks to Thirty3 Black for these lyrics