Paul Peek - Brother-In-Law (He's A Moocher) lyrics

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<b>Brother-In-Law (He's A Moocher)</b> by <i>Paul Peek</i><br />

Mother-in-law finally took that hint

(She's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

Picked up her suitcase, out the door she went

(She's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

Just when I'm thinkin' life sure is good

Looked down the window and there he stood

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

Mercy on me, what's this I see

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

His hand's sneakin' out more money from me

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

He got a fast deal cookin' up down the street

Five, ten or twenty that's all he need

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

There he goes eatin' everything in sight

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher) Yeah

Picks up my cigar, asks me for a light

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

Next thing he does is a natural bug

Sits in my chair, drops the ashes on the rug

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

When I married that woman, didn't know what I was doin'

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

All her relatives are gonna be my ruin

(He's a moocher, a dirty moocher)

Now he's lazy, won't work, he never had a job

Get out of my house you big fat slob

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

(He's a moocher) Brother-in-law

(He's a moocher) Get out of my house (a dirty moocher)

(He's a moocher) You big fat slob (a dirty moocher) You won't work

(He's a moocher) You never worked a day in your life (a dirty moocher)

(He's a moocher) You get out of my house (a dirty moocher)

(He's a moocher) Get yourself out of here (a dirty moocher)

(He's a moocher) You're no good (a dirty moocher)