Pat Mccurdy - My New Religion lyrics

rate me

There are no churches, no church bells in my new religion

There is no Heaven and no Hell in my new religion

For I believe in you and me

We can live our lives quite decently

Completely superstition free in my new religion

Completely superstition free in my new religion

And there are no collection plates in my new religion

No pedophiles or pearly gates in my new religion

There's just a bedroom and a bed

Where we can rest our lusty heads

We'll dine on wine and daily bread in my new religion

We'll dine on wine and daily bread in my new religion

For I believe in logic and reason

I believe in the love in our hearts

I believe in the changing of the seasons

And Heaven is wherever we are when we're together

And Hell is when we have to be apart

When we're apart

So don't worry about Apocalypse in my new religion

Just clap your hands and shake your hips in my new religion

Oh, we are kind and generous

We never want to make a fuss

We treat other people like we wish that they'd treat us in my new religion

We treat other people like we wish that they'd treat us in my new religion

There are no creepy undergarments in my new religion

No dietary restrictions in my new religion

No aliens or angels in my new religion

No fire and no brimstone in my new religion

No crusades or inquisitions in my new religion

Only multiple positions in my new religion

For we treat other people like we wish that they'd treat us in my new religion