Parry Gripp - I've Got Better Manners Than You lyrics

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I've got better manners than you [x3]<br />

I've got better manners and you know it's true.<br />

I've got better manners than you [x3]<br />

I've got better manners and you know it's true.<br />

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By the time you've said "Thank you" or tried to be nice.<br />

("Thank You")("Thank you, very much")<br />

I've already said "Please," "You're Welcome," and "Thank You," at<br />

Least twice. (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya-ya).<br />

<br />

Because I've got better manners than you. (Yes you do).<br />

I've got better manners than you. (No you don't).<br />

I've got better manners than you.<br />

I've got better manners and you know it's true.<br />

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When someone's gonna sneeze, I start to race.<br />

("Achoo") ("Gesundheit") ("Thank you")<br />

Before they say "Achoo" I've got my tissue in their face.<br />

("Thank you, very much") (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya-ya).<br />

<br />

- "Wait a minute, Parry."<br />

- "Huh?"<br />

- "Isn't it considered to be bad manners to boast about how good<br />

Your manners are?<br />

- "Yeah"<br />

- "Yeah, Hello, boasting is bad manners. Never boast."<br />

- "Why, yes, that's an excellent point. You're absolutely right."<br />

- "See"<br />

- "It is very bad manners to boast" (Uh-huh, yep) "But I might add, <br />

That it is even worse manners to interrupt someone in the middle<br />

Of their song." (Huh?) "Which just goes to prove-" (Yeah, but-)<br />

"what I was saying earlier." (wait a minute-)<br />

<br />

That I've got better manners than you.<br />

I've got better manners than you [x2]<br />

I've got better manners and you know it's true.<br />

("Your mom's gonna hear about this."<br />

I've got good manners, I've got good manners.<br />

("Oh, wait a minute, Parry, hold on.")<br />

I've got good manners, I've got good manners.<br />

I've got better manners and you know it's true.