You better get ready for a big surprise 
you think its almost over but it's only the rise 
mental message via visual contact 
louder than any other sexual soundtrack 

(chito)more margarita from my cute seniorita 
triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor 
chuggin down on my JNB 
while checkin out the parts of my dates anatomy 
forget the brains forget the personality 
what im after is your effect on my gravity 
like trinity flyin high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick 

You better get ready for a big surprise 
you think its almost over but it's only the rise 
mental message via visual contact 
louder than any other sexual soundtrack 

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip 
flashin some cash and some rockstar bullshit 
movin in for the thrill movin in for the kill 
i got us a room in a fancy hotel and 
we got everything we need a big bag of money 
a bigger bag of wheat and we try to impress as you start to undress stop the press we need to get this 

You better get ready for a big surprise 
you think its almost over but it's only on the rise 
mental message via visual contact 
louder than any other sexual soundtrack 

I like to keep it going cause i got it going on 
but it's vinchi's turn on the microphone so... 

(ahem) 
my name is vinchi and i am neat 
i love pretty girls and i love to eat 
i made this rap from my mind and i am very very kind 
i like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars 
you say i'm bad but i am good so shut up now and eat some food 

tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman 
lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran 
ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment 
sampung taon kanang sikat wala ka parin bang ibang talent 

tsong ano bang sinasabi mo mali ang sinasabi mo 
magaling akong kumanta alam mo ba yung picha pie 

kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie 
gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay 
ang kanta diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa 
alam natin mas okay nung ako ang kumanta 

tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang 
at alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang 
at ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta 
ilan... 
wala eh ano ngayon 

Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat 
ang vocalist ng parokya band the parokya ni edgar.... 

teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit 
maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo subalit 
bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat 
eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat 

ehh ba't ung ibang singers naman kahit hndi niya sinulat ang kinakantang kanta nila ay sobra kung sumikat 
tulad ko,at ni kino, at ni benedict aquino na wla n yatang mas sisikat pa kahit n sino 

ewan ko sandali,wag k ngang makulit 
kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit 
baka makatikim k ng sarzuela de kamao 
na sinlisto endekato sa gulpihing dekontodo 

talaga hndi nga,tatawa n ba ako 
hindi porket koreano ka magaling k magtaekwando 
wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas 
kami ang mga tipong na hndi umaatras 

sandali lng wag muna kyong mag laban 
bago kyo magsuntukan,ba't di nyo muna pagusapan ang hndi maunawaan 
cge na kiss na peace na please 
ang bayad mo sa jeepney ay kulang p ng diyes 
kung ayaw m mangyari ang nangyari sa iba matuto tyo kung paano magpakumbaba 

wag natin kalimutan kung saan naggsimula.. 
Alam naman nating lahat na mahal namin ang isat'isa wlang iwanan sa parokya band sa parokya ni edgar band.... 
uhh...di ko alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta kaya ganito nlng bigla nlng mawawala.....