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Parodies - Honda Accord lyrics

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I'd like to do a song of great social and political import.

It goes like

this...

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.

If I drove a Porsche, I'd still be ignored.

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?

The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.

Them doctors make mountains of hills made for ants.

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me some silicone implants?

Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?

My boyfriend is lazy and big as a whale.

Spends all of my money when he's not in jail.

Oh Lord, won't'cha find me a good-lookin' male?

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford.

My car's held together with a big bungie cord.

So Lord, won't'cha buy me a Honda Accord?

That's it.

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