Parodies - Bought it Up lyrics

rate me

When I bought it up,

Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up.

But when I load it up,

It says "my memory is not enough".

I'll be running out,

I need some extra RAM to fix me up.

I have to cough it up,

Open my wallet up, it never stops,

Never stops, never stops, never stops.

This Windows 95, is sucking up my drive.

It makes a Pentium fly.

But my PC, is obsolete.

I'll have to buy myself, a brand new machine.

Ring it up.

Stick me up.

You sucked me in, and then you got me hooked.

You got me, you got me.

There's so much stuff to buy.

I need a new hard drive.

It's gonna suck me dry.

My 386, don't have the speed.

It takes an hour just to bring up the screen.

Na-na-na-na.

Oh, no!

I'm making software buys.

Woah, It's makin' Bill Gates come.

Yo, yo, you make a rich man...

Just get a Macintosh operating system already.