Gasoline, Vaseline, benzene, amphetamine<br />
All the chemicals in between<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
Knew a man, he went to jail<br />
His momma couldn't raise his bail<br />
Found him dangling in his cell<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
She was quite a dainty thing<br />
He held her with a diamond ring<br />
She never did have that final fling<br />
‘Cause there ain't no cure for suicide<br />
Bitchin' here, bitchin' there<br />
Bitchin' damn near everywhere<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
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Buttered toast, greasy roast<br />
You all remember Danny most<br />
He used to hit us coast to coast<br />
‘Cause there ain't no cure for suicide<br />
With pain that thrives inside my neck<br />
And lately I say what the heck<br />
Gotta pry myself up off the deck<br />
‘Cause there ain't no cure for suicide<br />
I really can't remember when<br />
It didn't flow right from the pen<br />
When it don't, I'll carpenter again<br />
‘Cause there ain't no cure for suicide<br />
Once upon a greasy day<br />
I had an opportune to play<br />
Flanked by ol’ Stew and Trey<br />
‘Cause there ain't no cure for suicide<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
There ain't no cure for suicide<br />
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Seven seconds after I dissolve into the fiery gates of hell, of hell, of hell, of hell<br />
Locked up in a plastic tube where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell, he fell, he fell, he fell<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
He awoke to find that he was tumbling like the bills of Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo; Buffalo<br />
Pallid in a backwards way of living was the quickest way to go, to go, to go, to go<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide <br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
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(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide<br />
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide