Opm - Heaven Is A Halfpipe lyrics

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If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj

spinning dub all night long

and heaven would just kickin back

with jesus packing my bong

and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too

and while the world is warring

just sit back and laugh at you singing..

If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven

they see those pearly gates

but I looked a little closer

and theres a sign says "do not skate"

so if you wanna come to my heaven

well we're all gonna have a ball

and everyone u know is welcome

cause we got no gates or walls singing..

If I die before i wake

at least in heaven i can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do shit

without the man fucking with it

and then I got to the gate

pulled a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you cant come in

you gotta a list here that doesn't end

you're mad cause I smoke dope

you teaching any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I rather be alone now that I'm dead

like chirstian hossoi way back in 87

we'll be busting fucking air's until we get to heaven

think I really care that I miss my biology

got my education in stale fishology

with all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz

heaven is a halfpipe..

heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do shit

without the man fucking with it

<i>[repeat to fade]</i>

<i>[thanks to hussy2kuk for these lyrics]</i>