One Album Wonders - Folk You Jigolo lyrics

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Woke Up this morning and I got out of bed, <br />

I fell down the stairs and landed on my head, <br />

I'm crawling along the floor, <br />

I opened up the door, <br />

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Whoa Lord, I'm stuck under the stairs,(under the stairs) <br />

Whoa Lord, The handle is nowheres,(I'm lost) <br />

No one, will let me out,(let me out) <br />

No one, can hear me shout,(I lost my arse in the shower) <br />

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My Horse got pissed off with me and I fell down, <br />

I fell down and I cried, <br />

My Horse got pissed of with me and I fell down, <br />

I fell down. <br />

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Whoa Lord, He got pissed off with me,(a constipated horse) <br />

Whoa Lord, I've fallen in a ditch,(diahorrea) <br />

A constipated horse, <br />

Diahorrea, <br />

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Whoa Lord, I'm a chess playing arab, <br />

Whoa Lord, You treat me like a scarab, <br />

Gonna figure out your every move, <br />

Cos I'm so very very smooth, (After all I'm only human) <br />

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[repeat Alan and Rupert verses, whilst Adam sings:] <br />

Two squares forward and one square to the right, <br />

Diahorrea, <br />

No one, will let me out <br />

No one, can hear me shout.