Once Upon A Mattress movie - The Ministrel, The Jester and I lyrics
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Don't worry, your Majesty! We can keep a secret!<br>
The question is, can you?<br>
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Oh, we know you can't talk, but you manage to communicate!<br>
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We have only two voices among us, and yet<br>
There's a third voice, a voice in disguise<br>
You'll be hearing our trio and not a duet<br>
If you listen with both of your eyes!<br>
Kindly ---- with both of your ----!<br>
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We- pro- duce a unique and remarkable blend<br>
When we raise our three voices on high<br>
We're in perfect accord from beginning to ----<br>
The King and the Minstrel and I!<br>
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Yet if one of our trio should ever depart<br>
Then the others would languish and die<br>
We're like three different people with only one ----!<br>
The King and the Jester and I!<br>
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Sing hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny hi diddle diddle<br>
Strike up the tune on the ----!<br>
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Oh the cook claims she's missing one chocolate cream roll<br>
And a fish that was ready to fry!<br>
Both: Guess who's dining on pastry and filet of ----!<br>
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Sing hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny needle and thimble<br>
Crash us a clash on the ----!<br>
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It's been said of the King that his morals are loose<br>
But the Queen is much worse on the sly!<br>
Well what's good for the gander is good for the ----!<br>
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Say the King and the Jester<br>
The King and the Minstrel<br>
The ---- and the ----- and ----!<br>
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