Song by Carol Burnett<br /><br>
Fred:   Hey nonny nonny is it you?<br>
Knight: Hey nonny nonny nonny no.<br>
Fred:   Hey nonny nonny is it you?<br>
Knight: Hey nonny nonny nonny no.<br>
Fred:   Hey nonny nonny is it you or you or you or you or<br>
Dauntless: Nonny nonny noony noony nonny noonny<br>
Queen:  NO NO NO!<br>
Fred:   Someone's being bashful<br>
That's no way to be<br>
Not with me<br>
Can't you see<br>
That I am just as embarassed as you<br>
And I can understand your point of view<br>
I've always been SHY<br>
I confess that I'm SHY<br>
Can't you guess that this confident air<br>
Is a mask that I wear 'cause I'm shy<br>
And you can be sure <br>
Way down deep I'm demure<br>
Though some people I know may deny it<br>
At bottom I'm quiet and pure<br>
I'm aware that it's wrong to be meek as I am<br>
My chances may pass me by<br>
I pretend to be strong, but as weak as I am<br>
All I can do is try<br>
God knows I try<br>
Though I'm frightened and shy<br>
And despite the impression I give<br>
I confess that I'm living a lie<br>
Because I'm actually terribly timid<br>
And horribly shy<br>
Though a lady may be dripping with glamour<br>
As often as not she will stumble and stammer<br>
When suddenly confronted with romance<br>
And she's likely to fall on her face<br>
When she's finally face to face<br>
With a pair of pants<br>
Quite often the lady's not as hard to please as she seems<br>
Quite often she will settle for something less than the man of her dreams<br>
I'm going fishing for a mate<br>
Knights: She's going fishing for a mate<br>
Fred:    I'm gonna look in every brook<br>
Knights: She's gonna look in every brook<br>
Fred:    But how much longer must I wait<br>
With baited breath and hook?<br>
**DANCE BREAK**<br>
Fred:    Oh that was WONDERFUL!<br>
And that is why<br>
Though I'm painfully shy<br>
I'm insane to know which sir, You sir?<br>
Knights: Not I sir<br>
Fred:  Then who sir<br>
Where sir and when sir<br>
I couldn't be tenser<br>
So let's get this done man<br>
Get on with the fun man<br>
I am one man<br>
Knights: The lady's one man<br>
All:     Shy!<br>
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