Once Upon A Mattress movie - Sensitivity lyrics
rate meSong by Robert Weil<br /><br>
Queen:<br>
Sensitiviy, Sensitivity<br>
I’m just loaded with that.<br>
In this one word is the epitomy of the aristocrat<br>
Sensitive soul, and sensitive stomach, sensitive hands and feet;<br>
This is the blessing, also the curse of being the true elite.<br>
Common people don’t know what exquisite agony is,<br>
Suffered by gentle people like me! <br>
Just get your hands off me! <br>
Think up a tricky test for that wretched moat-swimming princess.<br>
Wizard:<br>
Madame may I suggest, Maybe we ought to…<br>
Queen:<br>
Don’t take all night, I’m not well, I need my rest.<br>
Not that I’ll ever sleep on that lumpy mattress, oh God my back!<br>
Sensitivity bane of roalty, that bed’s a torture rack.<br>
Oh I hate to sound grumpy, but my nerves are so jumpy.<br>
I am sure I could feel any lump, even if it were under the mattress <br>
And small as a pea!<br>
That’s the answer! Under the mattress… We’ll test her tonight!<br>
One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress. Oh God! You’re bright!<br>
Any genuine princess would feel it, if she doesn’t she’s through! <br>
Get the tiniest pea and order one mattress, No! Make it two!<br>
Wizard:<br>
Why not five?<br>
Queen:<br>
Ten I think would be plenty.<br>
Better still, make it twenty.<br>
And to play it safe, in the event even that’s not enough to make sure she sleeps<br>
We’ll give her a soothing sedative, won’t we? You can whip up a drink.<br>
Something stunning; Ah…Oh, but your devlish.<br>
I love the way you think.<br>
She’s insensitive, so insensitive; She’ll fall asleep no doubt!<br>
God, but you’re clever! Brilliant! A genus! You are divine! Get Out!<br>
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