On a Clear Day You Can See Forever movie - DON'T TAMPER WITH MY SISTER lyrics
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EDWARD:<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister<br>
On the public walke.<br>
Her name would not survive it.<br>
Go yonder where it's private.<br>
And don't arouse my sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
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Nibble on her ear.<br>
Tickle her about the waist.<br>
Tantalize the dear.<br>
Titillate with all due haste.<br>
Doing it out here<br>
I must say is bad taste.<br>
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Carry on, old man,<br>
Do your best to do your worst.<br>
Any sort of plan:<br>
Good or bad or "vice-a-versed."<br>
Frolic all you can;<br>
But do go elsewhere first!<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
Do go elsewhere first!<br>
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EDWARD:<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
'Tis safer to assault her<br>
In China or Gibralter,<br>
But don't have at my sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
But don't have at his sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
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EDWARD:<br>
As Cleopatra said<br>
While leaping from her bed:<br>
Great jumping Julius, can't you close the door?<br>
Don Juan had once a royal marriage lined up<br>
Until he left a blonde Venetian's blind up.<br>
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A sin is not a sin<br>
Until a sin is seen.<br>
So let us misdemean<br>
Where lights are low.<br>
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The House of Lords is grand for wooing:<br>
No one will know what we're doing.<br>
Oh, but here, no, no!<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
No! No! No! No!<br>
No! No! No! No!<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
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EDWARD:<br>
A more remote arena<br>
Would keep the gossip cleaner.<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
Don't stab at her, don't grab at her.<br>
Don't tamper with my sister<br>
On a public walke.<br>
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