On a Clear Day You Can See Forever movie - DON'T TAMPER WITH MY SISTER lyrics

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EDWARD:<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister<br>

On the public walke.<br>

Her name would not survive it.<br>

Go yonder where it's private.<br>

And don't arouse my sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

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Nibble on her ear.<br>

Tickle her about the waist.<br>

Tantalize the dear.<br>

Titillate with all due haste.<br>

Doing it out here<br>

I must say is bad taste.<br>

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Carry on, old man,<br>

Do your best to do your worst.<br>

Any sort of plan:<br>

Good or bad or "vice-a-versed."<br>

Frolic all you can;<br>

But do go elsewhere first!<br>

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CHORUS:<br>

Do go elsewhere first!<br>

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EDWARD:<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

'Tis safer to assault her<br>

In China or Gibralter,<br>

But don't have at my sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

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CHORUS:<br>

But don't have at his sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

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EDWARD:<br>

As Cleopatra said<br>

While leaping from her bed:<br>

Great jumping Julius, can't you close the door?<br>

Don Juan had once a royal marriage lined up<br>

Until he left a blonde Venetian's blind up.<br>

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A sin is not a sin<br>

Until a sin is seen.<br>

So let us misdemean<br>

Where lights are low.<br>

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The House of Lords is grand for wooing:<br>

No one will know what we're doing.<br>

Oh, but here, no, no!<br>

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CHORUS:<br>

No! No! No! No!<br>

No! No! No! No!<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

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EDWARD:<br>

A more remote arena<br>

Would keep the gossip cleaner.<br>

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CHORUS:<br>

Don't stab at her, don't grab at her.<br>

Don't tamper with my sister<br>

On a public walke.<br>

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