Oklahoma movie - Kansas City lyrics
rate me<br>
I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y <br>
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two <br>
For up to then I didn't have an idy <br>
Of whut the modren world was comin' to! <br>
I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's <br>
Almost ev'ry time I tuk a walk. <br>
'Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and a strange womern started in to talk! <br>
(Whut next! Yeak whut!) <br>
Whut next? <br>
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City <br>
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high, <br>
About as high as a buildin' orta grow. <br>
Ev'rythin's like a dream in Kansas City, <br>
It's better than a magic lantern show! <br>
Y' c'n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat. <br>
With ev'ry kind o' comfort ev'ry house is all complete. <br>
You c'n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet! <br>
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go, <br>
(Yes sir!) <br>
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City <br>
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>
They got a big theayter they call a burlesque. <br>
Fer fifty cents you c'n see a dandy show. <br>
One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty, <br>
As round above as she was round below. <br>
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel, <br>
But latter in the second act when she began to peel <br>
She proved that ev'rythin' she had was absolutely real! <br>
She went about as fur as she could go, <br>
(Yes sir!) <br>
She went about as fur as she could go!<br>
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