Oklahoma movie - Kansas City lyrics

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I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y <br>

By Sattidy I larned a thing or two <br>

For up to then I didn't have an idy <br>

Of whut the modren world was comin' to! <br>

I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's <br>

Almost ev'ry time I tuk a walk. <br>

'Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and a strange womern started in to talk! <br>

(Whut next! Yeak whut!) <br>

Whut next? <br>

Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City <br>

They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>

They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high, <br>

About as high as a buildin' orta grow. <br>

Ev'rythin's like a dream in Kansas City, <br>

It's better than a magic lantern show! <br>

Y' c'n turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat. <br>

With ev'ry kind o' comfort ev'ry house is all complete. <br>

You c'n walk to privies in the rain and never wet your feet! <br>

They've gone about as fur as they c'n go, <br>

(Yes sir!) <br>

They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>

Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City <br>

They've gone about as fur as they c'n go! <br>

They got a big theayter they call a burlesque. <br>

Fer fifty cents you c'n see a dandy show. <br>

One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty, <br>

As round above as she was round below. <br>

I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel, <br>

But latter in the second act when she began to peel <br>

She proved that ev'rythin' she had was absolutely real! <br>

She went about as fur as she could go, <br>

(Yes sir!) <br>

She went about as fur as she could go!<br>

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