Office Space movie - Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee lyrics
rate meSong by Canibus<br /><br>
[Canibus]<br>
Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning<br>
To the sound of your alarm clock alarm<br>
About an hour from now<br>
You should be at the place of employment<br>
Which is annoying cause it's so boring<br>
Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them<br>
It affects your occupational performance<br>
You wonder why your work load is so enormous<br>
Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office<br>
People get depressed, they get ulcers<br>
From the stress that the corporate environment causes<br>
Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this<br>
Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:<br>
You could take a new job offer for more chips<br>
Stick it out a little longer or forfeit<br>
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit<br>
It'll feel much better if you say it like this:<br>
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[Biz Markie]<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it<br>
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[Canibus]<br>
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B<br>
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B<br>
Put your middle finger up slowly<br>
Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely<br>
Say I ain't workin here no more<br>
Who do you think you are?<br>
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor<br>
Run to the door, to the payphone<br>
Make a toll-free call<br>
Tell your spouse what happened and where you are<br>
So they can come and get you in the car later on<br>
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job<br>
If the unemployment line ain't that long<br>
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms<br>
Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough<br>
And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough<br>
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it<br>
But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to<br>
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[Biz Markie]<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job and shove it<br>
I ain't workin here no more<br>
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it<br>
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[Canibus]<br>
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs<br>
The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious<br>
While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces<br>
Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated<br>
You constantly waitin for a paycheck<br>
Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet<br>
Here's a optimistic motto<br>
If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow<br>
Most 9 to 5<br>
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