Nuclear Assault - Preaching To The Deaf lyrics

rate me

Trust me, listen to me, don't think much of what I'm saying

After all, I am your friend

Let me be your guide and teach you the true way of things

and a personal friend of God

While we're talking and you're listening get your checkbook out

Just sign on the bottom line please

What does money really mean in the true scheme of things

Y'all spell that with a y

The Lord is a close personal friend of mine

We play cards every Tuesday night, he always wins of course

But you know, I have witnessed a miracle

I have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma

Although a guy named Sam thinks I was off my

medication (Sam Kineson screams)

But praise the Lord and send in your donations

Even though I have sinned against you...

... and never mind those dirty pictures that are circulating, with the little girl in the saddle

Watch my TV show, pay attention very close

Send your checks to this address

What will you give to me to guarantee your salvation

Send in cash if you can

Never mind about my twenty million salary

Just doin' the Lord's work, ma'am

I think God's got some very strange associates

Don't mind me quivering under my desk