Not Literally - Walk Of Shame lyrics

rate me

Hello daylight, my old friend.

I've gone and done it yet again.

And in the early morning light I see,

A Hufflepuff boy sleeping next to me.

Last night he seemed cute but now I'm thinking I was cursed.

But it gets worse.

It's time to take the walk of shame.

And from his creaky bed I creep.

Oh Merlin's beard please stay asleep.

The dungeon's never seemed so far away.

I haven't brushed my teeth since yesterday.

What I left in his room might make this my last hurrah: my wonder bra.

I must regret this walk of shame.

I see a prefect on the stair.

I can't avoid her knowing glare.

And I see figures moving through the fog.

The quidditch team out for their morning jog.

Then a gust of wing comes and blows my skirt over my ears.

The whole team cheers.

They know my past walks of shame.

But now I'm home so I don't care.

I brush the sandwich from my hair.

As I approach my bed I hear a snore.

My roommate's in it with some Gryffindor.

How thick her butterbeer goggles must have been

To sleep with him.

His turn to take the walk of shame.