Norman Allan Crew - If I Was You I Wouldn't Marry Me lyrics

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CHORUS:

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

What a disaster that would be,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me.

VERSES:

I never leave the toilet seat down,

Anniversaries I'm never around,

The sink is where I like to pee,

If I was you i wouldn't marry me.

Seventeen beers is never enough,

Making the bed is just too tough,

I put my feet up on the setee,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me.

CHORUS:

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

What a disaster that would be,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me.

MIDDLE BIT:

You just want to say I do,

And I won't say I won't.

My best advice to you,

Is oh oh honey don't.

VERSE:

Think conversation is over rated,

But my sense of self is over inflated,

I might get better but can't you see,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me.

CHORUS:

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me,

What a disaster that would be,

If I was you I wouldn't marry me.

(Repeat and fade)

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Thanks to norman allan crew