Song by Erin McKeown<br /><br>
Cosmopolitans and ladies<br>
Looking for pills in draperies<br>
Separate bedrooms and attached baths<br>
While the precious don't quite understand and<br>
Quietly slip off to beauty<br>
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Painless! don't you wish you were weightless!<br>
Famous! from this moment you're fated!<br>
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Panic! makes quite a morning cocktail of insecurity<br>
A fallen pancake breakfast for two and<br>
The ladies choice of partners varies<br>
From evening to evening<br>
The loneliness is expected if not predicted<br>
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Small time! and you're dreaming of the big lights!<br>
Screen life! you went looking for a good time!<br>
Painless! don't you wish you were weightless!<br>
Famous! from this moment you're fated!<br>
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A life on the boards spilled over to the coast<br>
And maybe down to the beach<br>
It's a new medium pleasure to <br>
Re-take and re-shoot only<br>
To pull focus before distribution<br>
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Small time! and you're dreaming of the big lights!<br>
Screen life! you went looking for a good time!<br>
Painless! don't you wish you were weightless!<br>
Famous! from this moment you're fated!<br>
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Advice, agents, and taped late night whiskey<br>
Tiny cups for a tiny lady<br>
Opera heels are swiftly growing indecent<br>
And a lady in descent<br>
Falling forward towards the<br>
Cosmopolitans and ladies <br>
Looking for pills in draperies<br>
<br>
Small time! and you're dreaming of the big lights!<br>
Screen life! you went looking for a good time!<br>
Painless! don't you wish you were weightless!<br>
Famous! from this moment you're fated!<br>
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