Niemann Jerrod - For Everclear lyrics

rate me

(Howls) All the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent. Which would be me.

Well, I missed class today,

Slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

At least I got an A on my last test

Drank a case of Keystone Light

Well, that's the beer we drink here

You always get your money's worth

You put your beer goggles on

And they don't wear off

Until you're lovin' the worst

So let's change the subject

How about those grades

There's an "A" in Alcohol, a "B" in Beer

A "C" is for the night class we live all year

"D" is for Drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for Everclear

The teacher missed class today

Slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

At least she took us up on our last offer

To drink some warm red wine

She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox

Down on Highway Sixty-Nine

Well, let me tell you, friends, her shirt came off

By the end of the night

Well, let's change the subject

Well, how about those grades

There's an "A" in Alcohol, a "B" in Beer

A "C" is for Ms. Carter, who we love so dear

"D" is for Drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for Everclear

Okay, here's where it gets good

So we missed class today

Slept in a little late

Had too much fun last night

Well, I woke up this mornin'

Without any warning

Ms. Carter was layin' by my side

(Rock and roll)

Well, I got a full ride all last night

She really knows her sex ed

And I learned more with my hands on

Than any book I've ever read

Well, let's change the subject

How about those grades

There's an "A" in Alcohol, a "B" in Beer

A "C" is for Ms. Carter, who we love so dear

"D" is for Drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for Everclear

That ol' "D" is for Drunk, and there ain't no "E"

So "F" is for Everclear