Nids - Uncle Chuck lyrics

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"Uncle Chuck (is moving in)"<br />

by the NiDs. From the 1987<br />

release "Music to Detassle Corn By"<br />

lyrics by Sean McCloud<br />

When your father came home today<br />

He said the worst thing he could say<br />

He said make a bed and hide the Gin<br />

Your Uncle Check is moving in.<br />

Burnt his house down from smoking in bed.<br />

Both his wife and kids are dead<br />

Ask Uncle check he'll say he doesn't care,<br />

He can get sex anywhere<br />

Chorus: Uncle Chuck is moving in<br />

Uncle Chuck is moving in<br />

Uncle Chuck is moving in<br />

He's a ture American<br />

First day there he beat the dog<br />

Ran your moped into a log<br />

Drank you much and got sick on your bed<br />

Then went out, said he's get some head<br />

Tell you stories you don't want to hear<br />

Watches t.v. and drinks too much beet<br />

In the fall he'll go shoot some deer<br />

But for tonight he gonna roll a queer<br />

Burns your books with his bic<br />

Brags about the size of his dick<br />

Reads you things that make you sick<br />

Your Uncle Chuck is a fucking prick.<br />

Chorus