New Brain movie - Calamari lyrics
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Sorry I'm late, Rhoda.<br>
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RHODA<br>
You're always late. <br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I was working on the spring song. <br>
Is he angry that he doesn't have the Spring Song yet? I bet.<br>
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RHODA<br>
No, he's angry that he doesn't have the yes song. <br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I hate the Yes Song. <br>
I hate the Spring Song.<br>
I hate Mr. Bungee and his job.<br>
It's bad, working on Mr. Bungee's lilypad.<br>
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WAITRESS<br>
Y'all work for Mr. Bungee? I love that tv show! <br>
The specials today, though not many, are especially good.<br>
First, the fish of the day- Calamari!<br>
Which isn't a fish, but lives in the sea,<br>
as set in the dish, it happens to be <br>
the fish of the day.<br>
Okay. <br>
Plus there's ziti with a sauce that's meaty. It's fun!<br>
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SCHWINN AND RHODA<br>
Fun?<br>
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WAITRESS<br>
And there's a lot. <br>
And that's the specials!<br>
Thank you!<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I'll have the ziti, and a diet coke.<br>
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RHODA<br>
Uh okay, and I will have the goat cheese salad. No cheese.<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Thank you.<br>
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RHODA<br>
So talk to me. <br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
It's taking up the brunt of my time. <br>
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RHODA<br>
It's called a job.<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I don't have time to write my real stuff.<br>
It feels like I can't express what I mean to convey<br>
so of course I didn't write enough today!<br>
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RHODA<br>
If you don't keep writing you'll be shown the door.<br>
You know Mr. Bungee hates you.<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I think Mr. Bungee...<br>
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RHODA<br>
...I think he hates you more<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Why does Mr. Bungee hate me?<br>
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RHODA<br>
First off: You've gotta finish a song<br>
You scoff, but damnit, write the Spring Song!<br>
Write the Yes Song<br>
Don't let your career go to the dogs!<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
As you can tell, I don't write well for frogs.<br>
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"Mr. Bungee is aquatic and dispotic."<br>
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I'm getting frog hallucinations!<br>
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"Mr. Bungee's oceanic and satanic! ahaha. <br>
Mr. Bungee's said to be tyrannical at times. But Mr. Bungee always rhymes!"<br>
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He's not here right now, is he?<br>
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WAITRESS<br>
I love Mr. Bungee, yes indeedy, here's your ziti!<br>
I love Mr. Bungee when he makes his scene. <br>
I love Mr. Bun- did someone order scallopini?<br>
I love Mr. Bungee, here's your diet coke and here's your drinks.<br>
I love Mr. Bungee, I love Mr. Bungee!<br>
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RHODA<br>
First write your song then next you'll write the epic.<br>
First tv then next a Broadway show. <br>
It's a rocky road from lilypad to where you want to get to dear, <br>
but Rhoda always knows. <br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Inside me I feel washed up and through.<br>
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RHODA<br>
Oh come on...<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Writing this shit's killed my talent.<br>
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RHODA<br>
That is not true!<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
And whatever's left to kill then Bungee will <br>
grind that down to squat!<br>
I used to be..<br>
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RHODA <br>
You still-<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I was! <br>
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RHODA<br>
I don't agree-<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
I once was but I'm not!<br>
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Oh my-<br>
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RHODA<br>
Hey come on, sit down.<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Something is wrong...<br>
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RHODA<br>
Gordon, are you okay?<br>
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GORDON SCHWINN<br>
Something is wrong...<br>
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RHODA<br>
Gordon, you're scaring me.<br>
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