NEIL DIAMOND - The Chanukah Song lyrics

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There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Hanukah songs <br />So I thought we'd try this one for you <br />Put on your yamakah, <br />here comes Hanukah, <br />so much funikah to celebrate Hanukah here <br /> <br />Hanukah is, <br />the festival of lights, <br />Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights! <br /> <br />When you feel like the only kid in town, <br />without a Christmas tree, <br />Here's a list of people who are Jewish, <br />just like you and me! <br /> <br />David Lee Roth, <br />lights the Menorah, <br />so do James Cann, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shora, <br />Guess who eats together at the Carnegi Deli, <br />Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli! <br /> <br />Paul Newman is half Jewish, <br />Goldie Hawn is too, <br />put them both together what a FINE looking Jew! <br /> <br />You don't have to Deck the Halls with Jingle Bell Rock, <br />'cause you can spin a dreidel with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock! <br />(both Jewish!) <br /> <br />Put on your yamakah, <br />Here comes Hannukah, <br />Some much funikah to <br />celebrate Hanukah! <br /> <br />OJ Simpson, <br />Not a Jew! <br />but guess who is?, <br />Hall o' Famer Rod Carew! <br /> <br />We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, <br />Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish! <br />Not too shabby! <br /> <br />Some people think that <br />Ebenezer Scrooge is, <br />well he's not but guess who is? <br />all three Stooges!!! <br /> <br />So many Jews are on my list <br />Tom Cruise isn't, <br />but Jesus Christ is! <br /> <br />Put on your yamakah, <br />Here comes Hannukah, <br />So much funikah to <br />celebrate Hanukah here! <br /> <br />Hanukah is, <br />the festival of lights, <br />instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights! <br /> <br />So tell your friend Veronica, <br />its time to celebrate Hanukah! <br />And don't forget harmonica, <br />on this lovely, lovely Hanukah! <br />So drink your gin and tonicah, <br />Don't smoke your marijuanikah! <br />if you really, really wannukah, <br />have a happy, happy, happy, happy, <br />HANUKAH! <br /> <br />Oh yes <br />Happy Hanukah You'all<br /><br />