Negativland - Theme From 'a Big 10-8 Place' lyrics

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>NEGATIVE!!<<br />

(Tommy? Tommy? Tommy?)<br />

"Everybody welcome."<br />

One two stupid<br />

Three four dumb<br />

Five six idiotic<br />

Seven eight seat bee sate<br />

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid!<br />

I like Concord<br />

And 180-G<br />

I like Pleasant Hill<br />

No other possibility<br />

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid<br />

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid<br />

I like Orinda<br />

And 409<br />

I like Martinez<br />

And all the green slime<br />

I like Lafayette<br />

When the weather is fine<br />

And I like Contra-Costa County<br />

Almost all of the time<br />

One two stupid, three four dumb, five six idiotic, seven eight seat bee sate<br />

(This is it. I'm gonna do it right now. Here we go....)<br />

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid<br />

Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid.....<br />

(All right,<br />

people. first of all I want you to raise your hand<br />

With your automatic garage door opener.<br />

Second I want you to stand on your left leg if your undulating<br />

Sprinkler system doesn't work.<br />

Third I want you to grab your right foot with your left hand if<br />

Your lawn needs mowing.<br />

Fourth I want you to shake your head if you like your neighbor.<br />

Fifth I want you to put parakeet feathers into your television set<br />

If you're watching MTV.<br />

Sixth I want you to pour 409 into your Mr. Coffee coffee maker if<br />

You forgot to clean the orange carpet.<br />

Seventh I want you to trip over your gross cart if you're<br />

Shoplifting from Safe Muffins.<br />

Eighth before you start jamming I want you to go back into your<br />

House and get all of your furniture ....