Negativland - The Playboy Channel lyrics

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Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel....<br />

("Ooooh yes! Oh....")<br />

And it's just about time for them to have an orgasm....<br />

("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!....")<br />

When all of a sudden....<br />

Wham.<br />

The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on<br />

The Playboy Channel.<br />

("Oh yes!")<br />

There it goes again. (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm<br />

On the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)<br />

You've called the cable TV company six times.<br />

("oh oh oh oh oh o<br />

H....")<br />

Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem.<br />

He is fired. ("flush.")<br />

Wham! (YEAH!)<br />

That sound is more important than you are.<br />

That sound is more (YEAH!) important than your entire life.<br />

And it will stop you from having an orgasm....on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)